Here's a little sample of how shitty the cinema is today.
George Romero’s - The Crazies (1973) is a dumb movie, it has a simple plot – Bio-weapon that strikes a small town makes everyone’s crazy, so the military involves, and faster than you can say “Shit-pie”, lose control. The effects are Poor using red paint as blood, lots of cutting in every scene, and bad actor performance.
In one word – Stupid.
But that’s the whole point, that’s the beauty in stuff that are so bad and so stupid that you actually enjoy watching, especially when you’re on crack.
Some might say it's bad because it's old, but if you're a fan of old movies you know how to make a difference between a bad movie that sucks, to a bad movie that is so good it kicks yo’ ass, making you enjoy more than movies that will be made decades from now.
Now look at this steaming piece of shit…
They are fucking zombies? Are you kidding? You're making a silly action movie from the 70’s a horror flick? Adding plot to a movie that almost has none of it? Why would you remake it into a horror movie!? it’s not scary, it’s funny like hell, and it's not meant to be taken seriously, they should have made it a comedy movie like “Zombieland” which should be FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!111111lililili.
They also put “Mad world” as a theme song at the end… That's pathetic.
I’ve seen lots of comments that like: “this movie is actually looking good, that everyone who says the originals are better than the remakes is stupid and that because of “mad world” they’ll defiantly see this movie.
It’s other people opinions, true so what I think I should be saying is –
EAT MY AAAAAASS!
You need to be crazy to say that this looks like a good movie.
A little sample of how shitty the cinema is today, how Hollywood is full with greedy dumbasses, and how time goes and people are getting more and more retarded.
After seeing this bullshit remake you can wash the horrified images with this:
Awwwww Yeaaaaaaa you got prince rolled!
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